Can't Miss Opportunity!

So our house is officially on the market in the hopping hotbed of Southern California real estate. The Drama! The Intrigue! Follow along with the main characters as they experience mudslinging from competing realtors, price gouging, and other shenanigans! Hear tales of woe and the weeping of prospective buyers! Listen to agents forecast sunshine amidst the doom and gloom of the overcrowded housing market! See if our young heroes can abscond with a total net profit of $941, given the best-case scenario! If you act within the next 15 minutes, we'll even throw in the mixer, the washer/dryer, and refrigerator FREE!!


(Yes, in some cases, truth is more hilarious than fiction...best smile and enjoy.)